Let's face it...
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you don’t have Barbie’s phenomenal looks. In fact, you never will. She wakes up every morning looking gorgeous. You definitely don’t. Barbie doesn’t even put makeup on in the morning! Even when you're all caked up, your features are nothing compared to Barbie’s smooth, perfectly tanned skin and her sparkly, crystal blue eyes. On top of all that, her tan is perfectly even across her whole body. I mean... come on! Are you even trying? |